I made this scene a little less painful for you guys
Can we please get a SEX MAKES BABIES?? one because omg I would use that everywhere.
I cried at the first gif
(vía spocktormccoy)
| *Pollen accidentally enters body* | |
| Immune system: | What the hell is that? |
| Pollen: | Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl- |
| Immune system: | OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK |
| Pollen: | What?!? No! We just got lo- |
| Immune system: | OPEN THE FLOODGATES |
| Pollen: | The what? |
| Mucus membranes: | Sir. All the floodgates? |
| Immune system: | ALL OF THEM. |
| Pollen: | Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi- |
| [Dramatic music] | |
| Me: | *Sneezes* |
A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
| Me: | Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. |
| Him: | No. |
| Me: | Why not? |
| Him: | Because I don't find men attractive |
| Me: | So CHOOSE to find them attractive |
| Him: | ....... I can't. |
| Me: | Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T???? |
